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I am: progressive, not a wild-eyed Progressive; liberal, but shun liberals and Liberals; conservative, but some Conservatives worry me; absolutely NOT a libertarian. I am: an idealist, but no utopian; a pragmatist, but no Machiavellian. I am a realist who dreams.

 

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Friday, October 28, 2005

The Dems still don't get it;
   Theoretical foundations of recent Cabal of Dems attacks

At the Lexington Institute, Dr. Loren Thompson published on October 18 a hit list of TEN WAYS IRAQ IS LIKE VIETNAM (AND ONE WAY IT ISN'T). It doesn't take a political genius to finger it as a possible source of some of Leahy's et al factoids when he recently 'celebrated' the 2,000 death of an American soldier in Iraq.

I offer a similar hit list of TEN WAYS APPLES ARE LIKE ORANGES (AND ONE WAY IT ISN'T)

  1. Apples and Oranges are roughly spherical
  2. The color of your standard Apple and Orange is of the 'warm' variant.
  3. Apples and Oranges are 2 to 4 inches in diameter.
  4. Apples and Oranges are fruits.
  5. Apples and Oranges have seeds.
  6. Apples and Oranges are a good source of Vitamin C.
  7. Apples and Oranges are very popular juices.
  8. Apples and Oranges grow on trees.
  9. Apples and Oranges suffer from similar pests and diseases and both industries protect the fruits of their labor similarly
  10. Apples will keep the doctor away and the orange juice industry claims Oranges are heart-healthy.

One difference between Apples and Oranges is that Oranges are from China, while the Japanese claim to grow the best Apples.

I reserve the right to justify similar conclusions about apples and oranges.

1 Comments:

Anonymous MBMc said...

Laughing.

Nice post.

10/28/2005 5:50 PM  

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